The iPod knows all?

I haven’t seen an iPod oracle survey in quite some time. The rules passed on to me are:

1.) Put your music player on shuffle
2.) Press forward for each question
3.) Use the song title as the answer
4.) NO CHEATING!!! What you get is what you get!

Okay, no cheating it is (unless I get a song about the Cheat).

1) How am I feeling today? “Looks that Kill” Motley Crue
2) Where will I get married? “If You Can’t Rock Me” Brian Setzer Orchestra (odd, since I am married)
3) What is my best friend’s theme song? “The Reflex” Duran Duran (which friend is this?)
4) What is/was high school like? “World Full of Hate” Dropkick Murphys (huh? I had a good time in High School)
5) What is the best thing about me? “Mole-Like” Puffy AmiYumi (again, whiskey tango foxtrot?)
6)How is today going to be? “The Gallon is God” The Distillers (do I need gas?)
7) What is in store for this weekend? “Devil Without a Cause” Kid Rock (I will take that for next weekend, as I have it off)
8 ) What song describes my parents? “Lay Lady Lay” Ministry (okay, my iPod has a virus or something)
9) How is my life going? “Just Like We Do (live)” Eisley
10) What song will they play at my funeral? “She’s a Lady” Tom Jones (okay, my iPod hates me or questions my sexuality)
11) How does the world see me? “You’re Crazy” Guns n’ Roses
12) What do my friends really think of me? “Poot Slap” a song from homestarrunner.com (the biggest WTF so far)
13) Do people secretly lust after me? “Kalifornia” Fatboy Slim
14) How can I make myself happy? “Poor De Chirico” 10,000 Maniacs
15) What should I do with my life? “42″ Coldplay
16) Will I ever have children? “Back for More” Ratt (odd, since I have one on the way)
17) What is some good advice? “Life and Death of the Party” Alice Cooper
18) What do I think my current theme song is? “Why Do They Make Balloons?” They Might Be Giants (not as bad as I thought)
19) What does everyone else think my current theme song is? “Greed” Faith No More
20) What type of men/women do you like? “5 Years” Bjork (there’s an answer that could get me a visit from Chris Hansen)
21) Will you get married? “Dare to be Stupid” Weird Al Yankovic (my wife will get a kick out of that)
22) What should I do with my love life? “The Kid Goes Wild” Babylon A.D.
24) Where will you live? “Finger on the Trigger” Enuff Z’Nuff (is Marshall that bad?)
25) What will your dying words be? “Nobody’s Real” Powerman 5000
26) How’s your day going so far? “Hey Baby” No Doubt
27) How’s your love life? “Float” the Music

All in all, my iPod doesn’t know what it’s talking about.